Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Tricky
Once it has been accomplished,
people are full of logic.
- Jonathan Cainer
Monday, August 29, 2005
Presidential Performance
Seven time Tour de France winner, Lance Armstrong,
alleged performance enhancement user, could not
pull ahead of the President in the one-on-one
mountain bike race at the 2005 Prairie Chapel Pharm-Off.
“No matter how much training I’ve done,” the retired biker said,
“the president seems to train more.”
Asked if he was worried about Secret Service snipers if he
'accidently' pulled ahead, Lance said he just hoped the
President wouldn’t crash again.
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Any references to Camp Casey and Cindy Sheehan are totally inadvertent.
As well as the possibility that Willie Nelson might drive his Bio-Willie
diesel Family band bus up there to do a concert with Joan Baez.
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And definitely NO copying, recording, reporpoising -eek eek.
Saturday, August 27, 2005
The World is Still Flat
Read some here.
Google This!
And, sometimes I mean google.
Lots of times I use the Vivisimo meta search engine. It categorizes the results.
Speeds things up.
Just what we need.
More speed.
The World Is Flat
The World Is Flat: A Brief History of the Twenty-first Century, a newish book by Thomas Friedman, seems to be coming out of the woodwork at me. I've got a request in at the library and then checked out a few of the 258 (and counting) reviews at Amazon. That's the link above - reader reviews. Lots of them. Looks like a good read.
Global trade, the recent past and the near future, all researched and documented.
Friday, August 26, 2005
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Funny ...
and then I don't.
Funny.
I call it yard work and late spring cleaning.
But, it's not happening at the keyboard.
Happy Motoring
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Hey,
Just a quick note to tell you that we blew up our lives and scooted out of the burbs and are in Twin, for now, the P.O.Box addy is still good for one year. We are looking at mountains. I am doing this at the library, the one last vestige of regular life.
Talk when we land.
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She, the author and artist in multiple media.
She, the anonymous blogger.
He, a poet that continues to scribe on a typewriter.
He, that introduced me to Ginzberg and Kerouac
Now they are on the road. It's a good time.
There is some road left.
She mentions the mountains and the library.
I am surprised they didn't snag a laptop for the wifi
when they left the Bayview property.
Are they in a motor home or a station wagon?
And where the hell is Twin?
Happy Motoring you two.
Google This - Bullshit Protector
I get quite a hoot out of an old VFW guy playing a little prank like this.
I mean, who would think he would need one of those at a, um, speech by the president?
I don't want to rip a guys photo when there are some many around.
Link Here
Friday, August 19, 2005
Showing up in the KnewsRoom
The Woody Allen quote is that 80 or 90% of success is just showing up.
In the past several months I've been at the keyboard a little more
often. I've started showing up in the KnewsRoom.
Usually, when we think of the success thing, we think we got it or not.
I say we are already at the other shore. We are already successful.
If the place you are showing up is an angry, fearful place then you are successful at exactly that. If you are showing up in a failure place, then you are a 90% success at that.
If you are showing up in an upbeat place, you are successful at that.
If you'd like to show up elsewhere, start packing.
You'll be a success. I know it.
Thursday, August 18, 2005
For a few dollars more
Last night (8/17/05) there was a report of an FBI breakup of a second
9-11 terror plot that had been fomented by al Qaeda in a US maximum
security prison on California.
Young black men, already marginalized products of society and now
converts to fundamentalist Islam, were and are plotting terrorist
attacks inside the good old U.S. of A.
The way that this plot was hijacked was by catching the perps during
fundraising missions.
They were trying to rob gas stations to fund their efforts and got
busted.
For a few dollars more ........
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Los Compadres
We were coming home from a weekend in Appleton and decided to stop at Los Compadres in Oshkosh. It's a bright, festive atmosphere with quality food at a good price. They put out warm tortilla chips with salsa and a warm frijole dip that was very tasty.
On the wall behind my wife was this picture. A copy of a print by some notable artist who's name I could not read. After looking at it awhile other figures became apparent. And later she said that she thought it was us. Los Compadres.
Podcasting poems
The surge in podcasting and talk about podcasting has reminded me to
get a safari together to look for those poems of mine I promised.
Podcast: 'broadcasting' in MP3 format. Made popularly possible by the
advance of that expensive little music player from Apple. There was
recently a comment in the Utne about the promise of togetherness and
connectedness when the fact is the opposite. The use of the thing
actually leads to isolation. I think the article was called Hell is
Other People's iPods.
Oddly enough, and we do find it surprising, we don't listen to music
around here.
Anyway, several of us were involved in a poetry reading at the
Coffeehouse. It was Food Pantry night. We burned my selections to disk.
Now, where is that rascal?
Interview with poet David White
There's an interview in there and I'd actually like you to read it.
Being There
Phones
Fresh Breeze
In about a month he will nearly double his capacity for generating electricty.
And all without burning coal.
Wind
Solar Barn
Stonehouse
I live far off in the wild
Where moss and woods are thick and plants perfumed
I can see mountains rain or shine
And never hear market noise
I light a few leaves in my stove to heat tea
To patch my robe I cut off a cloud
Lifetimes seldom fill a hundred years
Why suffer for profit and fame?
- Stonehouse
New hobby for budding terrorists
On the Greenfield Hobby outdoor sign -
Pick up a hobby. It will do you good.
Water balloon launchers are in.
Not everyone
I fellow I know started a new publication.
In it there was a feature with photos of a
local artisan.
The fellow I know showed the finished piece
with the photos of the artisan.
The artisan looked at it awhile and said,
“What is it?”
He did not asked “What is it for?”
He asked “What is it?”
Where do you start to answer that question?
The publication doesn’t look like Cosmo or Esquire,
but it’s still words and pictures. It’s for reading.
And looking at. And thinking about.
Apparently not everyone does that.
I am easily amazed.
It is a first issue of a pdf publication. I have taken on some editorial role and the first issue has an interview with me in it.
It's called Being There
Evolved
I was in a conversation with a guy that was pretty direct about his
views on evolution.
“I sure didn’t evolve from no monkey,” he said.
Noting the truth in what he said I just nodded.
He might still have a ways to go.
Boiler plate copyright?
In reading the actual fine print, I came across this from, you guessed
it,
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
© 2005 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved.
This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or
redistributed.
May not be rewritten? Rewritten?
Of course it may be rewritten. It's usually just facts, right?
In Case of Emergency, Think ICE
This good idea is going around. Here's my little part.
In Case of Emergency, Think ICE
In response to the recent terrorist attacks in London and elsewhere,
the ICE (In Case of Emergency) campaign is gaining momentum around the
world.
ICE encourages people to enter an emergency contact phone number in
their mobile phone memory and label it ICE.
Originally established as a nationwide campaign in the United Kingdom,
ICE allowed paramedics or police to easily access contact information
for a designated relative/next-of-kin in an emergency situation.
The idea is the brainchild of paramedic, Bob Brotchie. "I was
reflecting on some of the calls I've attended at the roadside where I
had to look through the mobile phone contacts struggling for
information on a shocked or injured person," said Bob. The idea for
ICE was born.
"Almost everyone carries a mobile phone now, and with ICE we know
immediately who to contact and what number to ring. The person [ICE
contact] may even know of the [the injured person's] medical history."
By adopting the ICE advice, your mobile could help rescue workers
quickly contact a friend or relative, vital in a life or death
situation. It takes only a few seconds to do, and it could easily help
save your life. Why not put ICE in your phone now?
For more than one contact name, use ICE1, ICE2, ICE3, etc.
Always?
Jesus always "lifted his eyes toward heaven" when he prayed, so why do
we always bow our heads and close our eyes?
Roy H. Williams
Help yourself?
"Three quarters of Americans believe the Bible teaches that 'God helps
those who help themselves.' That is, three out of four Americans
believe that this uber-American idea, a notion at the core of our
current individualist politics and culture, which was in fact uttered
by Ben Franklin, actually appears in Holy Scripture. The thing is, not
only is Franklin's wisdom not biblical; it's counter-biblical. Few
ideas could be further from the gospel message, with its radical
summons to love of neighbor."
- Author Bill McKibben, in his Harper's magazine essay, "The Christian
Paradox"
Source: Harper's Magazine
Naturally
If your ears see,
And eyes hear,
Not a doubt you’ll cherish
How naturally the rain drips
From the eaves!
- Daito Kokushi
Vigil in Crawford
Can't he ride his bike down to the mail box at the roadside?
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
When Patriotism Fails
With a headline like 'When Patriotism Fails'
we may be expecting an argument; a debate.
I don't have one right now.
I do like the way the long 'A' sounds in the phrase.
There might be a time when such a thing happens.
I like that you might ..... consider it, too.
Just a thought.
Monday, August 15, 2005
naturally remote
My hut settled among neighbors,
I ignore the noise of horses and carts.
You ask how I get along—
My mind remains wide,
So my place is naturally remote.
- Tao Yuan Ming ( 365–427)