Presidential Performance

Seven time Tour de France winner, Lance Armstrong,
alleged performance enhancement user, could not
pull ahead of the President in the one-on-one
mountain bike race at the 2005 Prairie Chapel Pharm-Off.

“No matter how much training I’ve done,” the retired biker said,
“the president seems to train more.”

Asked if he was worried about Secret Service snipers if he
'accidently' pulled ahead, Lance said he just hoped the
President wouldn’t crash again.

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